straight boy problem #72

vinylspinner:

not being able jack off because you’d be touching a dick and that’s gay

(via leatherclad-spikedcollar)

tarzanna:

denimcladveggieburger:

deckitout:

deckitout:

MY LESBIAN GRANDMAS BOUGHT EACH OTHER THE SAME FLANNEL SHIRT FROM MACYS FOR CHRISTMAS IM CRYING

UPDATE: THEY BOTH AGREED ON NOT GIVING EACH OTHER GIFTS

AHH

YOU HAD ME AT LESBIAN GRANDMAS 

#me

(via therageandthenose)

Anonymous:
fuck you're actually the best.

hi thanks so much! could you please tell me who you are so i can assure you that you are the best too? :) :) :)